Monday, August 31, 2009

Breakfast at Floyd's Diner in Victoria, BC

  • Her: Our waitress is having some serious cleavage issues.
  • Me: It's like she went to that lingerie store, the one with the posters that said—
  • Her: —"beyond cleavage," right. We need an expression like on "Friends" when Gunter told that guy, "This is a family place—put the mouse back in the house!"
  • Me: How about, "Get those cows back in the shed?"
  • Her: [laughter]
  • Me: I'm a writer, you know.