Breakfast at Floyd's Diner in Victoria, BC
- Her: Our waitress is having some serious cleavage issues.
- Me: It's like she went to that lingerie store, the one with the posters that said—
- Her: —"beyond cleavage," right. We need an expression like on "Friends" when Gunter told that guy, "This is a family place—put the mouse back in the house!"
- Me: How about, "Get those cows back in the shed?"
- Her: [laughter]
- Me: I'm a writer, you know.