September 2009
13 posts
Breakfast at Floyd's Diner in Victoria, BC
Her: Our waitress is having some serious cleavage issues.
Me: It's like she went to that lingerie store, the one with the posters that said—
Her: —"beyond cleavage," right. We need an expression like on "Friends" when Gunter told that guy, "This is a family place—put the mouse back in the house!"
Me: How about, "Get those cows back in the shed?"
Her: [laughter]
Me: I'm a writer, you know.
August 2009
20 posts
Jess and me at the Portland Classical Chinese... →
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IKEA abandons Futura for Verdana
lonelysandwich:
From Typophile:
IKEA abandons ~50 years of Futura and Century Schoolbook for Verdana. In an interview with Swedish design magazine CAP&DESIGN [translation here] the reason for the change is to be able to use the same font in all countries, including Asian countries. Also they want to be able to give the same visual impression both in print and the web.
I’ve never been a fan...
Bella Cosa is closing (again) but will reopen... →
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twitter.com/shitmydadsays →
echuckles:
“Don’t touch the bacon, it’s not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i’ll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing.”
Awesome.
Always On
lonelysandwich:
My funny friend Neven once wisely said, “The best camera is the one you have with you and which has a f/1.4 normal prime.” He was using humor, of course, to illustrate that while the adage about convenience of an available camera trumping the quality of an unavailable one may be logical, it sucks to be caught in a moment without the best equipment you own.
That said, my favorite...
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is currently dangling her feet over the heads of grateful Great America park goers that AREN'T stuck on this DAMN ROLLER COASTER! [about 6 hours ago from web]
Invertigo? More like Inverti-NO GO! [about 6 hours ago from web]
Stupid, stupid roller coaster. [about 6 hours ago from web]
'Let's go on Invertigo,' he says. 'It'll be fun,' he says. 'It goes really fast,' he says. Blah, blah, blah... [about 6 hours ago from web]
is wondering when her flip flops will plummet to the ground below - and WHICH will be the first to go? [about 6 hours ago from web]
It wouldn't be so bad if there was something nice to look at - OH! Firemen! [about 6 hours ago from web]
This MotherF***ing SAFETY BAR on this MotherF***ing ROLLER COASTER is keeping me from reaching my MotherF***ing LIP GLOSS! [about 6 hours ago from web]
I wonder if they'll let us go again without getting in line - you know, once this damn thing gets moving again. [about 6 hours ago from web]
is feeling like a cherry in the roller coaster tree of life. Oh Mr. Fireman PICK ME! PICK ME! [about 6 hours ago from web]
At least Disneyland does you the courtesy of killing you off. [about 6 hours ago from web]
After this Carousel Columbia is going to be a blast! [about 6 hours ago from web]
can see Scooby Doo's Haunted River - rut ro. [about 6 hours ago from web]
Day pass for Santa Clara's Great America - $35.99. Breakfast with the Nickelodeon Characters - $14.99. [about 5 hours ago from web]
Watching some kid three rows ahead of you puke it all over the gathering spectators 40 feet below - PRICELESS! [about 5 hours ago from web]
Guy Bhind me is arguing about the best way to get down from the roller coaster. Dare I tell him one does NOT get down from a roller coaster? [about 5 hours ago from web]
One gets down from a GOOSE! [about 5 hours ago from web]
Hmmm...the cherry picker they're using bounces more than the seat I'm currently stuck to. Can't I just stay on and return to the station?! [about 5 hours ago from web]
you know the most amazing thing about today? It's after 5 and I don't have a drink in my hand! [about 5 hours ago from web]
is heading to Shaggy's Snack shack for a well deserved - and LOOONG overdue BEER, dammit! [about 5 hours ago from web]
WTF NO BEER AT SHAGGY'S?! Mama needs her medicine, boys. [about 5 hours ago from web]
@whatevermore Yeah. Everyone at Great America is a Great American. I'll be back. [about 4 hours ago from web in reply to whatevermore]
Happy I won't have that queazy 'OMG I'm STILL on the coaster ride' 2nite when I lie down. While sitting, yes, but I'll B standing 4 awhile. [about 4 hours ago from web]
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