March 2009
8 posts
February 2009
12 posts
Sasha Obama Keeps Seeing Creepy Bush Twins While... →
Children, children, children are the future! Kids!
The economic recovery depends upon all of us someday working for these two. If we’re lucky.
LOST
If the creators of LOST have any decency, they’ll one day reunite Jin, Sun, and Ji Yeon, and the scene will be one of such emotion that their entire family will be crying big fat Korean tears of unimaginable joy—Ji Yeon little childlike tears, Sun great womanly tears, and Jin the kickass manly tears that only a full blooded Korean manly man can cry. That’s the Korean way, and the...
“CANTINA
The current management of this rather seedy venue doesn’t much...”
– Actual gameplay from Champion of Guitars, a text-adventure version of Guitar Hero.
“Nobody heard ‘Terminator 4’ and said, ‘Oh that’s a great...”
– —WIRED magazine article on TERMINATOR: SALVATION
I always have to admire Hollywood people who have a game sense of their own absurdity. Also, this quotation is a nested–quotation marks nightmare. And that’s right—I just used both an en dash and an em dash in this post.